I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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