i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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