I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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