I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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