Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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