The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Shame - the story of my life.
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