If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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