Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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