I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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