we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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