She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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