i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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