Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
