I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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