i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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