You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I intend to get homeless drunk
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Randomize
