dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
