last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
try to milk me bitch
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