Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i think i just lost a toe
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
