He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you never un-have a 4some
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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