No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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