I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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