She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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