After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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