Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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