Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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