The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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