I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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