If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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