we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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