whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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