I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
