I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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