Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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