why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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