A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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