Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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