Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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