I should be sponsored by Trojan
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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