yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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