Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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