Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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