google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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