I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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