I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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