wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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