My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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