He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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