I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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