Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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