Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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