we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Someone signed my nipple.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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